• me: hey
  • friend: i have a boyfriend
  • me: whats up
  • friend: we totally made out last night
  • me: ok so how are you
  • friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
  • me: wow
  • friend: boyfriend
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

Problems of teenagers.

  • most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
  • me: why can't I untangle these earphones
  • everyone when they first made a tumblr: how the hell do i work this
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  • first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
  • end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.

Going to a friend's house

  • Normal people: What a lovely home you have
  • Me: Whats your wifi password?
thatonechick42: ignoranceismanipulating: sebastianisaprettygirl: i-cant-f0rget: Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY. WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!! holy crap I CAN SEE SOUNDS. DEVIOUS FUCKERY I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT GFGKLEMFNGK JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT. WHAT OH MY GOD I’m re-blogging this every time I see it. what the fuck.. Lol yeah same here, I can ‘hear’ it or feel it whenever I look at it. The human brain is pretty freaky I heard it too. :O It’s all in the mind.

thatonechick42:

ignoranceismanipulating:

sebastianisaprettygirl:

i-cant-f0rget:

Why the hell can I hear a thump when I look at the picture? And no thump when i look away? OHMY.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!

holy crap

I CAN SEE SOUNDS.

DEVIOUS FUCKERY

I CAN FEEL THE THUMPS IN MY EARS WHAT

GFGKLEMFNGK

JESUS CHRIST YOU GUYS ARE RIGHT.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

I’m re-blogging this every time I see it.

what the fuck..

Lol yeah same here, I can ‘hear’ it or feel it whenever I look at it. The human brain is pretty freaky

I heard it too. :O

It’s all in the mind.

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frutill4s: Un beso:*

frutill4s:

Un beso:*

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  • facebook: straight until proven gay.
  • twitter: gay until proven straight.
  • tumblr: gay even if proven straight.

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abcdefghijkatherine: ♥

abcdefghijkatherine:

♥

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real convo i had with my friend today ._.

  • friend : DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF FALLING IN LOVE WITH A ROBOT?
  • me : .. wut
  • friend : WHEN EVER YOU TOUCH HIM,. HE WILL ALWAYS BE COLD AND CAN NEVER WARM YOU UP.
  • me :
  • friend : *cries* OH ALL MY FEELINGS.
  • me :
  • friend :
  • me :
  • friend :
  • me : do you know the pain of falling in love with a fictional character?
  • friend : ..
  • me : YOU CANT EVEN TOUCH THEM
  • friend :
  • me : *cries*
  • quality blog: -follows me-
  • me: OMG WHAT I CANT BELIEVE THIS A;ASKJDHSJADHKSAJDHJHKSJD OMG I HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU FOREVER AND A;ASKDJSAKJDHSAKJDASKDJ OMG I LOVE YOU CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS YES LETS BE BEST FRIENDS OMG BEST DAY EVER
  • quality blog: -unfollows-
  • me: was it something i said

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